Kristin tagged me, so apparently I have to do ( this )

I think I'm giving up on the male gender.
No, I'm not going lesbian, silly people!
It's just I'm to the point of not even trying anymore.
I'm only 20 and I feel like my time is running out.
How disheartening.

Only strong people like me can go into hardcore mosh pits at Cornerstone and take out the boys.
Then beat out cancer and become radioactive, only crying about it once.
(I have this fear that losing my thyroid is going to make me fat. Yeah I don't want to hear your retaliations.)
Plus, walk miles in 5 inch heels without stumbling once.
Yeah God knows I'm a badarse. haha

http://www.frys.com/product/5233147

In case you guys haven't Orange Box'd on PC yet. It's $20 just for today.

1] Forget America! If you could go anywhere else in the world, were would it be?

2] Ut oh, polio! Er, I mean -- if America was a sickness, what are the symptoms?

3] If failnobra was asked to add/rename a state(or country) to "honor" Dubya, what would be the name?

4] Which American President or Vice President would be best to induct into failnobra? (Keep in mind, we've had a lot of party going, chain-smoke & drinkin, stupid-shit doin' US presidents & vice presidents!)

5]


^ Having seen that, got any speculations or story predictions on the new CAPTAIN AMERICA movie?

I'm actually going to post that on lushes_r_us, I swear.
Big party @ cobheran's... 4pm.
And now, your annual inspirational artwork, courtesy of MARVEL Comics.

Did I mention I caught up on a lot of sleep? No? Well, I did. There you go.

BASEBALL TIME OMG

Sunday, July 13th, 11:00 AM

Blue Jacket Park! Be there you suckas!

I realized that much like the Ninja equation to movies, the same can be said about Muppets. You can insert Muppets into just about any movie and it works. Muppets make everything better!

( EVERYTHING )

"Boooyaahhh"

Dethklok live was absolutely amazing...

Band Lineup/Review

Soilent Green: Been around for what? 17 years? Still haven't hit it big huh? Ever wonder why that might be? If I wanted to hear music that was slightly better I'd take a shit in a cd player and push play.

Chimaira: Awesome show as always, lots of energy and fun.

Dethklok:

Something like this....

As I look outside today, I realize that today is the blackest of days. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity...I'd better get my coat.

Pretty much summed up the night for Keenan in that pic.

More pics and videos in cut! Possibly NSFW

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WOW...just...fucking WOW...

AND FUCK YOU RTD FOR NOT GIVING A PREVIEW OF NEXT WEEK!!!!!

You know what sucks? Working on a Saturday. It's against my religion, but I need to conserve my vacation hours so I'll suck it up and kill some clock today.

You know what doesn't suck? Drinking with the Nobra crew - so thanks again to Keenan, Lee and Carson for hosting another kickass POWER HOUR and for all the awesomeness that insued.

F R I D A Y F I V E
This edition changes shit up yet again. Just to keep everyone on their toes.

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1) COMPLETE THE SENTENCE: The ________________ .


2) What Marshmallow Shape would failnobra be in a bowl of LUCKY CHARMS?

3) DETHKLOK comes to town next week. What would be the most brutal thing to occur to the audience?

4) Take a look at the list of people on the failnobra profile page. Saw it? Good. Now which of them do you think will be most likely to be caught failing the nobra on the local news first?

5)
^ ...amirite? :0

My computer is finally fixed after about a day and a half of finagling with it. That's about the only good news really. Cristina has been consistently awesome and amazing and I can't thank her enough.

The bad news is that next month I'll be paying out a lot more than I anticipated in bills and with the work slowdown (which ironically, ends next week) there's a lot less money floating around than I'd planned on there being, so I'll be going out a lot less too. Also...
Unfortunately, due to recent financial turmoils I will not be able to attend Otakon.
Which sucks, I'm sorry to those people I'd made plans with while I was there, but there's just no way I can make it anymore. I'll see you all at Dragon*con

Now, I'm off to pick up my paycheck, sell some books, come back here and play spore and other games I already own because it's cheap :D